Yes it's true.

I like my new class. I like the library too :D But I don't see my RG friends around and today I was looking at my fb photos thinking to myself RJ is huge.

This morning I was reading the newspaper and there's this article discussing abt Singapore's art scene. They were blaming PAP and its censorship, as usual. As expected, the example given: gay themes are banned. I mean seriously, apart from sexuality, Singapore's artists have nothing else to explore? Is it some kind of lame excuse artists give when they are just not creative enough?

"好棒哦!" (Quote the audience in the video) I think he's very cute lor.

I like R&B too.

Went to National Library yesterday with B. Then we had dinner at Bugis. I love my calculator! Melvin said name it Felix. "It's a he....? Okay this is weird." He also said Felix sounds like a cat, and Jiaqian agreed. JQ suggested I name it Shu Yun. I haven't named anything after Walter the Water Bottle (except maybe dode the great but dode the great was just lame) eloped in sec 2. Who in their right mind name their things? Even if their things are GCs that cost $180 and will follow you through these 2 years of intensive mugging and go through hell with you. Right Jasper? LOL. 

Went to Bishan Library today. B told me some shocking stuff. I was so shocked I couldn't even sleep in the afternoon. Saw Angeline and passed her the books. She's going to US on tues. That's why my eye lids are like twitching since i couldn't sleep well last night cos there was a stupid mosquiton in my room and i woke up around 5 and went back to sleep again. Actually my mum told me shocking stuff too but I hope it's not true. The juice was quite nice to drink even though it's supposed to be bitter. I <3 the honey from Australia. Kaixin is really good at this mann.

Sewing triangles is damn boring. Siao la. And someone ah, the cutting not straight...
 

谁跟我说方大同is weird我就跟谁翻脸。

I was reading a book on calculus in Toa Payoh library yesterday, then I got bored, so I switched to The Beatles, and it was damn boring, so I went to the 3rd floor to read Freedom of Speech. Then I couldn't stand it anymore so I called Kaixin and we walked to City Hall from Dhoby Ghaut. We planned to eat New York New York but it was too ex so we went to eat Asian Kitchen. And then I went back to Toa Payoh to get my skirts which were $18 and $9 more expensive than the usual price. This I'll have to blame on Zhiqi.

My bro is so noisy. Irritating.

There's an earthquake in Haiti and many people died.

Somehow it doesn't feel like school has started. It's so relaxing. I can wake up at 6.50/7 everyday and go home at 12+. The math lecture was kind of pointless.


I forgot where I got this from:

WARNING, you will lol and look ridiculous.

-I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.


-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.


-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.


-Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.


-I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.


-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?


-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.


-Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.


-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it.


-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?


-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.


- I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.


-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.


- LOL has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.


- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.


- Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.


- How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?


- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an asshole from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!


- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.


- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.


-I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.


- Bad decisions make good stories


-Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if
I do!


-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.


-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.


-There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.


-I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There’s so much pressure. ‘I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren’t watching this. It’s only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?’


- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.


-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.


- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.


-Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.


-I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.


-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with it.


-Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my —- everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time…


-The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There’s nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner

这一次, 数字要和我过不去. 其实没什么的, 一直这么说. 但确确实实有一种好像被落在后面的感觉, 自己站在原地, 看着他人走在前面笑声荡漾. 又想想, 其实并非如此, 还有那么多同我一起在原地等候的, 等候着我一起继续走.

今天看到一段字
"心里盛满了水。不敢动。怕漾出一地的悲伤。"

真的很想和你们做一辈子朋友呢

断气回肠是个好词, 什么时候我也断气回肠一番 (荡气回肠啦!)

想到"先生唤我?"还是觉得很好笑. And "Oh my gahd.. you said the dirty word... you said it again" 让我和天元笑了好一阵子

Yes I am scared of JC and everything that comes with it. It still hasn't quite registered in my mind that it's already 2010. Yiyang said yesterday, "Let's form a study group next year". I corrected her and we laughed. I think it's kind of sad. Mildly disturbing.

Study group anyone? Math. With yiyang and me.

6A reunion was quite fun haha, even though we only had 8 people. Bowling was kind of ex... The food was good, haha Roi was so funny. Gee we should have more gatherings mannn. I had to go home at 4.30 because Weiyue's coming at 7.

Then Weiyue came, her bro loves our fridge mannn hahaha. We watched "How I Met Your Mother season 5". She went back at 11pm hahaha.

Uploaded photos onto fb and slept at 2am. Lalala.

Jolyn, I learnt this from you haha.